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San diegnas make hedlines

By Leopard J. Ferry

August 7, 2006

San Diego--From time to time, Vyuz will check out Craigslist and Backpage to see what kind of headlines the fine people of San Diego are making,...or trying to make.

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Santee Stay at home Mother of 2 with 1 opening! (Craigslist, 7/13)

You gotta be kidding me!... For real? So, ummm, are your kids adopted?

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AUSSIES IN SHELTERS! Please save one (Craigslist, 8/3) This has been a cause of concern at Vyuz for years now. Aussies are sweet and very low maintenance--all they need is a cold Foster's and a couple of Camel unfiltereds every few hours--so head to your local shelter and adopt one today.

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GIVE Away Phones Earn $50 (Backpage, 8/3)

Wouldn't that technically be called..."selling?"

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Mom-to-Mom Breastfeeding Support (Craigslist, 8/4) Fantastic! Vyuz is ALL for this! All for it. We'd like to do whatever we can to support Mom-to-Mom breastfeeding. If that means setting up a web site and charging $9.99 for members, we're in.

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Massage & Eating Disorders - FREE! (Backpage, 7/11)

The massage sounds great. I'll pass on the eating disorders, though.

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Looking to do Mary Kay/Avon with someone (Craigslist, 8/4)

Dude, I might be up for this. Send a photo of the chick to leopardjferry@vyuz.com

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PRINT SHOP FOR SEAL (Backpage, 8/5) I know one at the Children's Pool who might be interested. Quote me a price and I'll pass the word on next time he's ashore.

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Organize: organize your life! spend more time looking for things (Backpage, 8/3)

You mean, the more organized I get, the more time I can spend looking for my sunglasses, car keys, and cell phone? Sign me up.

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Want to meet peeps your own age in SD? (Craigslist, 8/4) For those who're tired of hanging out with Circus Peanuts and Cola Bottles.

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12 steps not working for you? Try a self empowering, skill-building...

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Obsessive compulsive anonymous 12 step meeting for people with ocd (Consecutive postings, Backpage, 8/4)

"Hi, my name is Charles. I can't stop posting notices for 12 step programs on free bulletin boards."

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Lost on July 4th British Shorthair Male Cat (Backpage, 7/27)

Bad day to be a British cat. Bad day. If Nigel turns up on the bottom of the San Diego River wearing little cat cement loafers, you've got rogue patriotism to thank.

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I LOVE HYPOCRITICISM AND STUPIDITY (Craigslist, 7/13)

Yes. Let's stamp out ignorancy once and for all.

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24 hour sitter, including on-call and overnights (Craigslist, 7/13)

Otherwise known as a "parent."

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