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JonBenet happy in heaven, has a puppy

By David Moye

August 21, 2006

San Marcos, CA--After an investigation lasting nearly ten years, detectives in Boulder, Colorado, have finally arrested a suspect in the JonBenet Ramsey murder case.

But, at this point, JonBenet may not care. According to a psychic in San Marcos who recently spoke with her from beyond the grave, the preteen beauty queen has moved on.

Valerie Iravani says JonBenet has grown remarkably in the last 9 years – in both body and mind.

“I see her as a teenager with a puppy in a green field,” Iravani said. “She’s happy that there’s been an arrest but she’s grown beyond the need to be there.”

Not so for JonBenet’s mom, Patsy Ramsey, who died a few months ago and recently joined her daughter in the Great Beyond.

Iravani said Patsy is “still attached to the outcome and still angry.”

According to Iravani, JonBenet and Patsy have seen each other once or twice since Patsy’s death but not much more.

“Patsy is recuperating at a school where she learns what she needs to do to evolve,” Iravani said.

Believe it or not, JonBenet doesn’t remember much about her murder, other than struggling in her killer’s arms and biting his index finger.

Even stranger: She actually feels sad for her killer, former schoolteacher John Mark Karr.

“She feels sad for the perpetrator because he has to go through this physical process. She says this is a man who has been disassociated from reality most of his life and he won’t understand what is happening to him,” Iravani said.

But JonBenet isn’t so sympathetic towards the Boulder, Colorado Police Department, who she says botched the investigation because “there was no leadership.”

JonBenet is especially harsh on one investigator, who she described to Iravani as a “tall, paunchy gray-haired guy who was a neglectful investigator who doesn’t care about doing a good job and was disrepectful to my parents.”

Patsy is up with JonBenet in heaven but the former preteen beauty queen says the two are planning to reincarnate in 30 years as animal healers. When that happens, JonBenet will be a man.

Iravani says JonBenet has moved on from her last incarnation but admits she still has fond memories about her hair.

“She loved her hair and she loved to play with it,” Iravani said.

But she doesn’t want folks on Earth to stress over her untimely death at the age of six.

Iravani said JonBenet told her that she’s learned that if she had lived, she “would have died from stomach cancer at the age of 16 anyway.”

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David Moye is the Vyuz Features Editor.

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