Columns

Please note: the views expressed by Vyuz San Diego columnists do not necessarily represent the sentiments of Vyuz Media. Sometimes, they do, though. We'll just leave it at that.

Aviation: Comair accident likely due to pilot fatigue, not CEO fatigue

By Paolo the Pilot

September 4, 2006

San Diego--How could that pilot in Lexington choose the wrong runway? Is this the sort of thing that happens on occasion, the pilot just taking the wrong runway? Probable cause: pilot fatigue.

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Zimfa: Zimfa laid low by spiritual devotion

By Zimfa the Fake Psychic

September 4, 2006

San Diego--This past weekend, Zimfa was given a last-minute invite to a record-release party for a member of the hip-hop community, and in a matter of hours went from sitting shiva to shitting Chivas.

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Aviation: Northwest Airlines flight attendants don't need a strike to start insulting passengers

By Paolo the Pilot

August 28, 2006

San Diego--I drank a fifth of Jack Daniels on my flight from LA to Tokyo yesterday and now I don’t know whether I’m hungover or just jetlagged. How can I tell the difference? My girlfriend says I have a drinking problem. I say I have a flying problem.

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Zimfa: Take advantage of my new sixteen-digit numerology readings

By Zimfa

August 28, 2006

San Diego--Zimfa hasn’t done so well at the track this week. He stopped by Del Mar with the hopes of building up a little roll, but was beset by what former Fed chairman and Zimfa fan Alan Greenspan calls “irrational exuberance.”

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Aviation: Aviation expert explains why flight attendants are no longer very attractive

By Paulo the Pilot

August 21, 2006

San Diego--Why do pilots roll their luggage like the flight attendants do? It’s not a very macho look. In fact, you guys look like pussies. Can you guys please start carrying duffels to and from your flights?

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Sex: The next great freebie on the internet: breast implants

By Larry Knowles

August 21, 2006

San Diego--First, there was free e-mail. Then free data storage and online photo albums. Now, a Los Angeles company has initiated what could be the next movement in online give-aways: free breast implants.

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