Columns

Please note: the views expressed by Vyuz San Diego columnists do not necessarily represent the sentiments of Vyuz Media. Sometimes, they do, though. We'll just leave it at that.

Sex: Dealing with fag hags

By Tony Phillips

November 21, 2006

San Diego--Fag hags are fucking confused. I’m not talking about the big fat ones who hang around with queers because they can’t get a boyfriend. I mean the hot ones with the wet panties who hang around grinding their pussies on some fag’s leg and getting him all worked up just so they can satisfy themselves with the obvious fact that they can get a guy who likes other guys to fuck them.

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Sex: Straight liberation

By Walter G. Meyer

November 21, 2006

San Diego--There it was in another football game. One wide receiver kissing another after a touchdown. Several times this year coaches have kissed a player in a post-game or post-scoring show of affection. Tough-guy Steeler Coach Bill Cowher kissed Joey Porter, although Cowher’s oversized, steel chin risked putting Porter on the injured reserve list for the rest of the season. Coach Bill Parcells seems to have opened a kissing booth on the Cowboys’ sidelines.

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Aviation: Aviation expert: When airline passengers think Ted, they think Ted Koppel

By Paolo the Pilot

October 3, 2006

San Diego--I know I can’t smoke on planes, so I chew tobacco whenever I fly. The problem is, I make little spitting noises when I spit into my plastic bottle, and sometimes a string of drool falls onto my shirt.

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Aviation: Why American Airlines planes look so dirty

By Paolo the Pilot

September 26, 2006

San Diego--American Airlines, like most airlines, is hurting for cash, so no one is painting anything unless they have to. The airlines aren’t going to spend much washing their planes, either.

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Aviation: American Airlines AAdvantage card earns no points on date

By Paolo the Pilot

September 11, 2006

San Diego--What is the least safe airline in the world? Good question. Many government-operated airlines don’t release statistics on crashes. The continent with the most crashes is Africa. When you crash, the animals eat you prior to rescuers arriving. This makes for easy cleanup and leaves only a few bags to take away.

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Aviation: Comair accident likely due to pilot fatigue, not CEO fatigue

By Paolo the Pilot

September 4, 2006

San Diego--How could that pilot in Lexington choose the wrong runway? Is this the sort of thing that happens on occasion, the pilot just taking the wrong runway? Probable cause: pilot fatigue.

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