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Zimfa the Fake Psychic
Take advantage of my new sixteen-digit numerology readings By Zimfa August 28, 2006 San Diego--Zimfa hasn’t done so well at the track this week. He stopped by Del Mar with the hopes of building up a little roll, but was beset by what former Fed chairman and Zimfa fan Alan Greenspan calls “irrational exuberance.” Zimfa picked the first race trifecta and blew his whole wad on a trio of nags that should’ve been euthanized in the paddock before the race. (Continued) Lately, music has been falling from the heavens By Zimfa August 21, 2006 I'm frequently recognized by my peers By Zimfa August 14, 2006 I predict you'll receive free drinks at the casino of your choice By Zimfa August 7, 2006 Introducing Zimfa: Allow my b.s. to solve your real problems By Zimfa July 31, 2006 |
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